Tag Archives: EPL

Premier League Returns, Is Terrible

Posted on August 23, 2014 by andypants

Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading →

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The Weak End

Posted on August 19, 2013 by andypants

It’s a summary, yall already know what it is, you know what it do. Let’s get into it. At one point early on in Arsenal’s hilarious 3-1 loss at home to barely-escaped-relegation Aston Villa, the commentator commentated that match referee … Continue reading →

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The Premier League Team of Assholes

Posted on November 4, 2011 by andypants

In our first ever guest post, Ritesh of The False 9 gives us a tactical analysis of the Premier League’s shittiest assholes. We’ve all seen articles compiling “The Top Ten Players In The Premier League” or “The Best Ever Transfers … Continue reading →

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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke

Posted on November 4, 2011 by andypants

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading →

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Swansea 3 – 1 Bolton

Posted on October 29, 2011 by andypants
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Wolves 2 – 2 Swansea

Posted on October 29, 2011 by andypants
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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen

Posted on October 28, 2011 by andypants

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading →

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Arsenal Explained

Posted on October 17, 2011 by andypants

In gif form!   Via the lovely Suzi and Allison.

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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Posted on October 15, 2011 by andypants

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading →

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The Big Boys: Tottenham Hotspur

Posted on October 14, 2011 by andypants

“Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.” ~In Bruges Last fall seems so long ago. Tottenham had nabbed a spot in the Top Four following the void … Continue reading →

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