Tag Archives: Neymar

International Friendly: Mexico 1-2 Brazil

Posted on October 12, 2011 by andypants

Last night’s headline match was Mexico vs. Brazil, obviously. Now before we begin, The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones would like to single out one television station Univision for being the best ever and putting all the game’s important moments … Continue reading →

Posted in Match Reports | Tagged Barcelona, Brasil, Brazil, CFC, Chelsea, Chicharito, Dani Alves, David Luiz, El Tri, FCB, Guardado, international friendly, Javier Hernandez, Lil Pea, Mexico, Neymar, Oswaldo Sanchez, Real Madrid, RMCF, Ronaldinho, Selecao, Seleccion, The Dinho | Leave a comment

Elegy for Adebayor

Posted on August 14, 2011 by andypants

Looks like Real Madrid are waiting to spend their money on galactico Neymar once the Club World Cup is over instead of bringing Adebayor back on the perm. At a press conference yesterday, the merengues manager Jose Mourinho said, “My intention … Continue reading →

Posted in Players We Like | Tagged Adebayor, C.R.E.A.M., Galacticos, Manchester City, Mourinho, Neymar, racism, Real Madrid, Tottenham, transfer | Leave a comment

Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez

Posted on July 20, 2011 by andypants

Hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! Hijo de puta have we got a wonderful disaster of a show for you tonight, folks. Buckle your seatbelts, because you’re going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Games | Tagged Adebayor, Argentina, Atletico Madrid, Batista, C.R.E.A.M., Carlos Tevez, Chelsea, Copa America, Corinthians, Galacticos, in the know, Jose Mourinho, Manchester City, Mixed Messages, Neymar, Real Madrid, Sergio Aguero, Spurs, Tasmanian Devil, the Bible, Through a glass darkly, Tottenham, transfer madness | Leave a comment

The Nickname Game

Posted on July 9, 2011 by andypants

A long time ago, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzela soloist read a quotes-led article in which England and Chelsea captain/aquatic life-form John Terry casually referred to players by his chosen nicknames for them, and a beautiful game was born. This is … Continue reading →

Posted in Games | Tagged Aguero, Andre Villas-Boas, Argentina, Brave, Brazil, captain, Chelsea, Copa America, David Luiz, England, Falcao, France, Jill Scott, John Terry, Jose Mourinho, Neymar, Oscar Wilde, Pastore, Penalties, Ramires, Roman Abramovich, Sexism, Women's World Cup | Leave a comment

My dumb thoughts on Barca’s transfer strategy: The Cesc Saga

Posted on June 28, 2011 by andypants

The latest figure I’ve seen on Twitter is €39m for Fabregas. Ridiculous! “they” say. Outrageous! Too expensive! No way is Fabregas worth that much! Well fuck you, yes he is. To Barca anyway. He’s probably not worth that much to … Continue reading →

Posted in Hopes and Dreams, Players We Like | Tagged Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Barcelona, capitalism, Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, comedy, dissonance, dumb, farts, hallucinations, idiot, Iniesta, jokes, long term thinking, Messi, mortality, Neymar, Nike, noise in the ether, Oil money, Pep Guardiola, Playmaker, Qatar Foundation, Sandro Rosell, schizophrenia, slow death, slow summer, Soccer, stupid, Summer, talking to nothing, talking to yourself, Thiago, transfer, transfer madness, transfer stupidity, vuvuzela, Xavi | 5 Comments

Tag Archives: Neymar

International Friendly: Mexico 1-2 Brazil

Elegy for Adebayor

Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez

The Nickname Game

My dumb thoughts on Barca’s transfer strategy: The Cesc Saga

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