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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading
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Tagged afro, America, Andre Villas-Boas, Apostolos Vellios, AVB, blues, C.R.E.A.M., CFC, Chelsea, Daniel Sturridge, David Luiz, David Moyes, Democracy, Drogba, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, Fellaini, Frank Lampard, Freedom, hair, Harpo Marx, Ivanovic, Jack Rodwell, John Obi Mikel, John Terry, Juan Mata, Leighton Baines, Liberty, MS Paint, mustache, Phil Jagielka, Premier League, rabies, raccoons, Ramires, Raul Meireles, Royston Drenthe, Tim Howard, Toffees, Tony Hibbert, Villas-Boas
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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto
Posted in News
Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, disgust, English Premier League, EPL, globalization, greed, LFC, Liverpool, Money, Premier League
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Art, vol. 19
C.R.E.A.M. Alessio Rastani. 2011
Posted in Art
Tagged bear market, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, crash, Eurozone, greed, Money, Rastani, recession, stock market, trader
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Manchester City vs Napoli: Match Review
This was Manchester City’s first foray into Champion’s League. Great isn’t it? Even Al Jazeera wrote about it. It’s such a heartwarming story. It just goes to show, you can go anywhere if you spend enough money. A lesson for … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Cavani, Champions League, David Silva, Dzeko, FNL, Friday Night Lights, Kolarov, Lavezzi, Manchester City, Mancini, Maradona, match report, MCFC, Napoli, Nasri, Tim Riggins, UCL, Yaya Toure
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The Big Boys: Valencia
The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. I have a real soft spot for Valencia. Spain has … Continue reading
Posted in Big Boys
Tagged $$$, Big Boys, broke, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Champions League, CL, David Silva, David Villa, debt, Ivan Helguer, Joaquin, Juan Mata, La Liga, Spain, Valencia, Vicente
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Ladies! La-La-Ladies!
I had a pretty great time watching the Women’s World Cup this summer. I kept thinking I should write something about women’s soccer. I wanted to talk about how exciting and skillful and fun the tournament was despite the massive … Continue reading
Posted in Hopes and Dreams
Tagged $$$, Abby Wambach, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Das Racist, golazos, Heems, highlights compilations, Japan, Money, Sexism, tribute video, USA, USWNT, Women's World Cup, Womyn, WWC
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The Post-Cesc Era, Part II: Udinese v. Arsenal
So Arsenal is through to the group stage. Good for them! This was a semi-enjoyable game. Neither team was very good, but there was a lot of dangerous penalty box action. Arsenal had a bunch of chances in the first … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged $$$, Arsenal, C.R.E.A.M., Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Post-Cesc, Robin van Persie, Udinese
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The Post-Cesc Era: Arsenal v. Udinese
Now that everyone’s favorite transfer saga is finally over, Arsenal face a cold new dawn. Their first “post-Cesc” draw was yesterday’s Champions League playoff at home against Udinese. They won 1-0 and so have an advantage going into the second … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged $$$, AFC, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, C.R.E.A.M., Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Post-Cesc, Theo Walcott, transfer, Udinese
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Elegy for Adebayor
Looks like Real Madrid are waiting to spend their money on galactico Neymar once the Club World Cup is over instead of bringing Adebayor back on the perm. At a press conference yesterday, the merengues manager Jose Mourinho said, “My intention … Continue reading
Posted in Players We Like
Tagged Adebayor, C.R.E.A.M., Galacticos, Manchester City, Mourinho, Neymar, racism, Real Madrid, Tottenham, transfer
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