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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, DEEEEEEEENCH, DENCH, Djourou, Emmanuel Frimpong, English Premier League, EPL, Frimpong, Gervinho, Kenwyne Jones, Matthew Etherington, Peter Crouch, Premier League, Robin van Persie, Rory Delap, RVP, SCFC, Stoke, Stoke City, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, Tony Pulis
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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading
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Tagged Adebayor, AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arteta, Assou-Ekotto, boo, Boy Who Cried Wolf, Brad Friedel, broken leg, cancer, Carl Jenkinson, Coquelin, Derby, Designated Wildman, diving, Djourou, doodles, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, FIFA 12, France, friends, Frimpong, Gareth Bale, Germany, Gervinho, goners, Gooners, Gunners, hair, Harry Redknapp, injury, Jack Wilshere, Koscielny, Kyle Walker, Lil' Modric, Lille, London, Manu, match report, Modric, North London Derby, Pepe le Pew, Per Mertesacker, Premier League, Sagna, Sandro, Sandro's hair, Scott Parker, Spurs, Squillaci, Surreal Football, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, vampire, Van der Vaart, Vermaelen, White Hart Lane, wildman
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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arshavin, Arteta, Bolton, Bolton Wanderers, BWFC, Chill, EPL, Gervinho, hamstring, hamstringwave, match report, Premier League, Robin van Persie, RVP, Surreal Football, Theo Walcott, Unchill, vampires, vuvuzela, Wenger
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The Post-Cesc Era: Arsenal v. Udinese
Now that everyone’s favorite transfer saga is finally over, Arsenal face a cold new dawn. Their first “post-Cesc” draw was yesterday’s Champions League playoff at home against Udinese. They won 1-0 and so have an advantage going into the second … Continue reading
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Tagged $$$, AFC, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, C.R.E.A.M., Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Post-Cesc, Theo Walcott, transfer, Udinese
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