Tag Archives: Wayne Rooney

Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Posted on October 15, 2011 by andypants

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading →

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Montenegro 2-2 England: Illustrated Edition

Posted on October 14, 2011 by andypants

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Hi everyone! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist. Last night England played against Montenegro somewhere deep in the black mountain ranges for which I assume the country is named. A confession: I didn’t watch the … Continue reading →

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Manchester United vs. Chelsea (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

Posted on September 23, 2011 by andypants

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. You guys, this game. This game. This game. This game. It was so … Continue reading →

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Manchester United 2011-2012: The Sexiest Side of All Time?

Posted on August 18, 2011 by andypants

Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist was thinking of a spin to use for a match report of Manchester United’s season opener away at West Brom. Then it hit me: they’re fucking hot. Can you think of a better-looking squad, if you’re … Continue reading →

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Rooney chose “The Fünke”

Posted on June 6, 2011 by andypants

Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!

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Guess Wayne Rooney’s new hairstyle!

Posted on June 4, 2011 by andypants

This gallery contains 9 photos.

So, yeah. Maybe it’s a prank. The guy does seem like he would enjoy a good prank. And really there aren’t many targets more deserving than the British tabloid press. (Sepp Blatter, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong Il…) Obviously, we all … Continue reading →

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