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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading

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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading

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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading

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Match Review: Newcastle v. Arsenal

Arsenal and Newcastle have a fun history together. This game was a worthy entry in that rich tradition. Before we get to the fun stuff, some boring stuff:

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