Tag Archives: Tottenham Hotspur

How It Feels

When I was in high school, I loved Dimitar Berbatov. I still do of course, literally every single person in the world besides Sir Alex Ferguson does, but my most focused obsession over Berbatov came during his Spurs run. I … Continue reading

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The Big Boys: Tottenham Hotspur

“Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.” ~In Bruges Last fall seems so long ago. Tottenham had nabbed a spot in the Top Four following the void … Continue reading

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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Tottenham v Liverpool (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. Ah, Spurs against Liverpool. The two Top Four wannabes slugging it out for … Continue reading

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