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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto

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Art, vol. 19

C.R.E.A.M. Alessio Rastani. 2011

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Manchester City vs Napoli: Match Review

This was Manchester City’s first foray into Champion’s League. Great isn’t it? Even Al Jazeera wrote about it. It’s such a heartwarming story. It just goes to show, you can go anywhere if you spend enough money. A lesson for … Continue reading

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The Big Boys: Valencia

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. I have a real soft spot for Valencia. Spain has … Continue reading

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Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez

Hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It’s transfer deadline day! You all know what that means, which is good, because I don’t!

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Ladies! La-La-Ladies!

I had a pretty great time watching the Women’s World Cup this summer. I kept thinking I should write something about women’s soccer. I wanted to talk about how exciting and skillful and fun the tournament was despite the massive … Continue reading

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31 Reasons to Hate Manchester United

“The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.” We like to imagine the universe as something whole, complete, perfect. Composed of complementary binaries, we take comfort in its beautiful … Continue reading

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Audi Snooze Cup, Part the Last

The Cup finished with the final—Barca vs Bayern. The reigning Champions League champions beat the hosts 2-0. It was the most boring match of the tournament, probably. I didn’t watch the third place playoff between AC Milan and Internacional. It … Continue reading

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Audi Snooze Cup, Part the Second

The second game of the Audi Cup was AC Milan against Bayern Munich, and boy was it fun to watch. A friendly, but among equals. It even felt friendly—like a bunch of friends having fun together. Let’s just say, hugs … Continue reading

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Art, vol. 8

$ubversive Salvador Dali brought to you by Lanvin Chocolate. 1968

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