Tag Archives: Bayern Munich

Reunited and It Feels so Good: The UEFA Super Cup Recap

Posted on September 9, 2013 by andypants

Yes yes yall, international week is so boring that I went back and recapped the UEFA SuperCup. BarcelonaBayern Munich vs Chelsea, Champions League winners vs Europa League winners, THE ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR UEFA CLUB COMPETITION WINNER TAKES ALL. All of what, … Continue reading →

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Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez says hasta luego

Posted on September 28, 2011 by andypants

Hola hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It is my grim pleasure to announce that production of Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez has gone on indefinite hiatus and production is shut down as of now. … Continue reading →

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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City

Posted on September 27, 2011 by andypants

Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading →

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The Big Boys: Bayern Munich

Posted on September 20, 2011 by neilsandwich

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. We like Bayern Munich. No, seriously we do. It’s kind … Continue reading →

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Match Report: Villarreal vs. Bayern Munich

Posted on September 19, 2011 by andypants

Hi Thomas! So, the Champions League Group of Death continues! We would have covered this sooner, but we don’t have to explain ourselves to strangers on the internet who can go fuck themselves if they don’t like waiting for quality … Continue reading →

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Players We Like: Thomas Müller

Posted on August 25, 2011 by neilsandwich

I subscribe to the seemingly unpopular school of thought that soccer is a rather uncomplicated game. Eleven men against eleven men, a plot of grass, a ball, two goals, and a referee to make sure nobody has too much fun … Continue reading →

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Audi Snooze Cup, Part the Last

Posted on August 1, 2011 by andypants

The Cup finished with the final—Barca vs Bayern. The reigning Champions League champions beat the hosts 2-0. It was the most boring match of the tournament, probably. I didn’t watch the third place playoff between AC Milan and Internacional. It … Continue reading →

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Audi Snooze Cup, Part the Second

Posted on July 31, 2011 by andypants

The second game of the Audi Cup was AC Milan against Bayern Munich, and boy was it fun to watch. A friendly, but among equals. It even felt friendly—like a bunch of friends having fun together. Let’s just say, hugs … Continue reading →

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