Category Archives: Big Boys

The Big Boys: Real Madrid

Posted on October 18, 2011 by neilsandwich

A human being is never supposed to panic. When the burning building is falling down and flaming debris is littering our path we are meant to maintain our focus. Choke out the fear and continue to calmly walk down the … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged Big Boys, Champions League, Cristiano Ronaldo, Galacticos, Jose Mourinho, La Liga, Liga BBVA, Mourinho, Puta Barca, Real Madrid, RMCF, Ronaldo, UCL | 1 Comment

The Big Boys: Tottenham Hotspur

Posted on October 14, 2011 by andypants

“Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.” ~In Bruges Last fall seems so long ago. Tottenham had nabbed a spot in the Top Four following the void … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged Adebayor, Big Boys, Champions League, EPL, Gareth Bale, Harry Redknapp, Luka Modric, Modric, Premier League, Scott Parker, Spurs, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, UCL, White Hart Lane | 3 Comments

The Big Boys: Manchester City

Posted on September 22, 2011 by neilsandwich

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. City is a fan’s paradox. They’re guilty of every imaginable … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged Aguero, Carlos Tevez, Chelsea, David Silva, DOPE AS FUCK, Dzeko, Frankenstein, Man C, Man City, Manchester City, Mario Balotelli, MCFC, Nasri, Noel Gallagher, Oasis, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Sheikh Mansour, sky blue, Steve Martin, Yaya Toure | 13 Comments

The Big Boys: Napoli

Posted on September 21, 2011 by andypants

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. We’re back in Italy for our latest episode, this time … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged Big Boys, Cannavaro, Cavani, Champions League, Gargano, Hamsik, Inler, Lavezzi, Napoli | Leave a comment

The Big Boys: Bayern Munich

Posted on September 20, 2011 by neilsandwich

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. We like Bayern Munich. No, seriously we do. It’s kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged Arjen Robben, attack, Bayern Munich, Big Boys, Champions League, FCBM, Franck Ribery, Phillip Lahm, Schweinsteiger, speed, Thomas Muller, UCL, wood chipper | 1 Comment

The Big Boys: AC Milan

Posted on September 14, 2011 by andypants

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. Down in the foundation of Western civilization, AC Milan are … Continue reading →

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The Big Boys: France

Posted on September 14, 2011 by andypants

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. Several French teams are in the Champions League this year, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged baguette, Big Boys, Champions League, fleur de lis, Flight of the Conchords, FotC, France, Lille, Lyon, Marseille, UCL, UEFA | Leave a comment

The Big Boys: Valencia

Posted on September 13, 2011 by neilsandwich

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. I have a real soft spot for Valencia. Spain has … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Boys | Tagged $$$, Big Boys, broke, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Champions League, CL, David Silva, David Villa, debt, Ivan Helguer, Joaquin, Juan Mata, La Liga, Spain, Valencia, Vicente | Leave a comment

The Big Boys: Borussia Dortmund

Posted on September 12, 2011 by andypants

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. I’ll be honest: we know pretty much fuck-all about Borussia … Continue reading →