Tag Archives: Inter Milan

Players We Like: Mario Balotelli

Posted on October 11, 2011 by andypants

Some French guy, I think it was Francois de La Rochefocauldierrebonmougepieusailleaux, once said something I first came across scribbled in the margins of a library copy of Is Future Given? by renowned chemical physicist Ilya Prigogine. Paraphrasing to the best … Continue reading →

Posted in Players We Like | Tagged Balotelli, cack, Camorra, crazy, curiosity, decency, dumb, empathy, homeless man, humanity, humility, ignorance, insane, Inter, Inter Milan, interrobang, Italy, madness, mafia, Manchester City, Mario Balotelli, Maserati, MCFC, media, Naples, narrative, pay me, Players We Like, prejudice, prison, racism, school bullies, stupid, Super Mario, tabloids, women's prison | 5 Comments

Derby d’Italia: Juventus 2-0 AC Milan

Posted on October 10, 2011 by andypants

Before you other blogger bitches even say anything, I know. Il Derby d’Italia is actually Juventus vs Inter Milan, not AC Milan. I know this, I just don’t care. Inter is in decline/crisis right now, whereas Milan has Ibrahimovich. It’s a … Continue reading →

Posted in Match Reports | Tagged Abbiati, AC Milan, ACM, Allegri, Ambrosini, Aquilani, Arturo Vidal, blood, bloodhound, Boateng, Buffon, calcio, catenaccio, Chiellini, cig man, Clarence Seedorf, Conte, Derby d'Italia, dog, Gattuso, Ibra, Ibrahimovich, Il Metronomo, Inter, Inter Milan, Inzaghi, Italy, Juve, Juventus, Kaka, Krasic, l'Architetto, Marchisio, Napoli, Nesta, Old Lady, Pato, Pippo Inzaghi, Pirlo, puppy, Red card, Robinho, Seedorf, Serie A, Super Pippo, the Director, Van Bommel, Vidal, Vucinic, Xavi | 7 Comments

Champions League: CSKA Moscow 2-3 Inter Milan

Posted on September 28, 2011 by andypants

I “watched” this game, in that I had it on in the background as I did other stuff and occasionally glanced at it. It’s not my fault, you should blame Inter. First Mourinho goes, then Eto’o, and now neither Sneijder … Continue reading →

Posted in Match Reports | Tagged Cantona, Champions League, CSKA, CSKA Moscow, Dzagoev, Eto'o, goal celebrations, Inter, Inter Milan, Lucio, Maicon, Mourinho, Pazzini, Sneijder, UCL, Vagner Love, Zarate | 1 Comment

Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez

Posted on August 31, 2011 by andypants

Hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It’s transfer deadline day! You all know what that means, which is good, because I don’t!