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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading
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The Merseyside Derby: Everton 0-2 Liverpool
This first appeared on Surreal Football. The English Premier League is full of Very Important Meaningful derbies, and the Merseyside Derby of Everton vs Liverpool is one of them. Personally I love a good derby. It takes dumb assholes and raises … Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Carroll, Anfield, Charlie Adam, Craig Bellamy, David Moyes, Deadly Dirk, Derby, Derby Day, Dirk Kuyt, diving, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, fans, Gerrard, Goodison Park, Jack Rodwell, Kenny Dalglish, Killer Kuyt, LFC, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Martin Atkinson, Merseyside, Merseyside Derby, not cool, Premier League, projectiles, Red card, Rodwell, Scousers, shitheads, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tim Howard, Toffees
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