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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading
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Tagged Adebayor, AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arteta, Assou-Ekotto, boo, Boy Who Cried Wolf, Brad Friedel, broken leg, cancer, Carl Jenkinson, Coquelin, Derby, Designated Wildman, diving, Djourou, doodles, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, FIFA 12, France, friends, Frimpong, Gareth Bale, Germany, Gervinho, goners, Gooners, Gunners, hair, Harry Redknapp, injury, Jack Wilshere, Koscielny, Kyle Walker, Lil' Modric, Lille, London, Manu, match report, Modric, North London Derby, Pepe le Pew, Per Mertesacker, Premier League, Sagna, Sandro, Sandro's hair, Scott Parker, Spurs, Squillaci, Surreal Football, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, vampire, Van der Vaart, Vermaelen, White Hart Lane, wildman
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The Merseyside Derby: Everton 0-2 Liverpool
This first appeared on Surreal Football. The English Premier League is full of Very Important Meaningful derbies, and the Merseyside Derby of Everton vs Liverpool is one of them. Personally I love a good derby. It takes dumb assholes and raises … Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Carroll, Anfield, Charlie Adam, Craig Bellamy, David Moyes, Deadly Dirk, Derby, Derby Day, Dirk Kuyt, diving, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, fans, Gerrard, Goodison Park, Jack Rodwell, Kenny Dalglish, Killer Kuyt, LFC, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Martin Atkinson, Merseyside, Merseyside Derby, not cool, Premier League, projectiles, Red card, Rodwell, Scousers, shitheads, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tim Howard, Toffees
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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto
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Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, disgust, English Premier League, EPL, globalization, greed, LFC, Liverpool, Money, Premier League
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Frank Lampard is “back”
John Terry’s sidekick Frank Lampard scored a hat trick against Bolton Wanderers, of the English Premier League. The Tory is a shoo-in for FIFA Player of the Year, surely.
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Tagged Ballon d'Or, Bolton, CFC, Chelsea, England, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Lampard, Player of the Year, Premier League
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Swansea 2-0 Stoke
Swansea in song form is going to be a regular thing from now on. One was Swansea, the other was Stoke. Could we make it any more obvious?
Posted in Match Reports, Swan Songs
Tagged Angel Rangel, Danny Graham, English Premier League, EPL, Jermaine Pennant, Jonathan Woodgate, Peter Crouch, Premier League, Robert Huth, Rory Delap, Ryan Shawcross, SCAFC, SCFC, Scott Sinclair, Stoke, Stoke City, Supervorm, Swansea, Swansea City, Vorm, Wayne Routledge
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Art, vol. 21
Ghosts of Derbies Past Everton, Liverpool. 1902
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Tagged archive, b&w, Derby, Derby Day, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, FA, First Division, footage, history, LFC, Liverpool, Merseyside, Merseyside Derby, Premier League
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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arshavin, Arteta, Bolton, Bolton Wanderers, BWFC, Chill, EPL, Gervinho, hamstring, hamstringwave, match report, Premier League, Robin van Persie, RVP, Surreal Football, Theo Walcott, Unchill, vampires, vuvuzela, Wenger
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Vuvuzela Match Report: Tottenham v Liverpool (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. Ah, Spurs against Liverpool. The two Top Four wannabes slugging it out for … Continue reading
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Tagged Adebayor, Andy Carroll, Charlie Adam, EPL, Jermain Defoe, John Flanagan, Kenny Dalglish, LFC, Liverpool, lol, Luis Suarez, Luka Modric, Pepe Reina, Premier League, Scott Parker, Skrtel, Spurs, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur
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Swansea in song form
They were wonderful today. I hope they don’t get relegated.
Posted in Match Reports, Swan Songs
Tagged Circling, EPL, Four Tet, Premier League, relegation, song, Swansea
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The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones 